Friday, March 19, 2010

Details to come.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

When god closes a door, he opens a window. When Rudd closes a door it ends up on the lawn.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

You can look into the abyss, and the abyss can look into you, but I guarantee you can't spend more than five seconds staring at this thing before trying to find someone to perform an exorcism.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

I stopped her to tell her I thought her bike was swell, and questioned why she did so. She had once owned a flower shop, and sometime after that she did this one day. The response was positive, and made people happy, it made her happy. About the best damn reason I could see for doing it.

Monday, March 15, 2010

The great thing about the duck hunt gun is it doesn't leave buckshot in your meat.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

It's cold outside, best be putting a sweater, and a hat. You wouldn't want your signs to catch pneumonia.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Banking for zombies.