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Thursday, March 4, 2010
Make eyes, not babies.
Garlic and Vodka can alleviate tooth pain.
Do not tell her your Tetris score on the first date.
The day is what you make it.
Details to come.
When god closes a door, he opens a window. When ...
You can look into the abyss, and the abyss can lo...
I stopped her to tell her I thought her bike was...
The great thing about the duck hunt gun is it doe...
It's cold outside, best be putting a sweater, and...
Banking for zombies.
Belligerent Berries Best Belong By Bays, Bears, B...
The greatest dinosaur that ever lived, if you cou...
The King's Gambit has nothing to do with the Brit...
I am but a child, life is my colouring book.
Life is like a lime, sometimes you find it cut up...
Size Eleven Men's shoe. Size 23 Seagull Poo. Y...
Somedays you can't win.
Make eyes, not babies. Garlic and Vodka can allev...
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