Belligerent Berries Best Belong By Bays, Bears, Beastly Barricuda's, But Break Briefly Before Biting.

Too many B's, not enough honey.

The greatest dinosaur that ever lived, if you could call it living.

The King's Gambit has nothing to do with the British branch of supermutants.

I am but a child, life is my colouring book.

Life is like a lime, sometimes you find it cut up, squeezed, and discarded on a rock on top of a mountain.

Size Eleven Men's shoe. Size 23 Seagull Poo. You know what they say about a seagull with large feces splatter. It doesn't make good pancake batter.

Driving School

The sign indicates the government's displeasure with my actions. When you embarrass the Prime Minister by doing wicked wheelies behind his pickup truck be prepared to pay the price.